So I am supposed to introduce my self right, seems like the right place to do it in?

Mkay then… What can I say… I am an Uber Geek Monkey by day writing code and breaking things (mostly breaking things) and a Love Monkey by night, come feel that monkey lovin.

Some people call me a ho, but I resent that. After all, I don't charge 🙂

A mate of mine Ercan, he calls me a skanka, its been going on for years since unuiversity days, but that's okay. He is only angry at me because I slept with his mother and may I say she was scrumptious.

What else, most consider my sense of humor warped and disturbing, yet subconsciously they love it; They know monkey speaks no lies!


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